BAH-HUMBUG, IT'S THIEF--MAS-- EVE TIME

HO, HO, HO SMASHING CAR WINDOWS WE WILL GO!!!!

MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, A THIEVING WE WILL GO

CRUISE THE MALL, CRUISE THE LOT

SMASH THE WINDOW AND SEE WHAT WE GOT,

LAUGHING ALL THE WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A HI- JACKED CHEVY STINGRAY!!!!!

(SUNG TO THE TUNE OF JINGLE BELLS)

Tis the time of hearty cheer and giving good will to all mankind. Time to forgive and be forgiven.
Time to lend a hand to those more unfortunate than ourselves. Time to be jolly and holy and reflective of all the good good things bestowed upon us from the year gone by, and anticipate the clean slate of the New Year before us. Tis the time of generosity and feasting on the bounty of this year's harvest.

BALDERDASH, HUMBUG AND SCREW YOU!!!!! TIS THE TIME FOR SCALAWAGS, THIEVES, SCOUNDRELS, THUGS AND BANDITS to prey on unsuspecting victims trying to live the "HOLIDAY SPIRIT". It's time for the extortionists, the frauds, the cheats and the crooks to descend upon the flock. It's their time to reap their bounty and slip back under the rocks from which they sprang.

We've been robbed. Our sanctuary invaded. Our auto molested by some unknown miscreant who had the audacity to defile our right to possession. Attacked in full public view ,in the middle of the day, in a busy parking structure, in the height of the Christmas shopping season and not a single blessed soul to witness the brazen attack on our personal property.

Security, what security. Private security protection is the cadence of the mall management. Where is the protection? The "security guards" are usually found standing in the secure confines of their booth smack in the middle of the mall strada where all the happy, cheerful and carefree shoppers congregate. Security forces cosily chatting it up and safe on the inside; criminals running amok, ransacking and smashing and stealing willynilly outside in the parking lot. Cool arrangement, nobody gets hurt EXCEPT FOR THE POOR CHEERFUL UNPROTECTED CUSTOMER!!!!!

BEWARE OF THIS FALSE SENSE OF GOODWILL AND HOLIDAY CHEER!!! DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!!!! EVIL LURKS AND IS LOOKING FOR CHINKS IN YOUR ARMOUR!!!! BE VIGILANT AND STAY ALERT!!! SAVE YOUR GOOD CHEER AS THE ENEMY HAS NONE!