DUM, DEE,DUM,DEE, DUM, DUM THINK POSITIVE THOUGHTS

I'M RELAXING IN MY RECLINER, THAT'S A POSITIVE THING (+). The recliner is a little bit on the small side, that's a negative thing (-), but for the past four years I've had no recliner, and now I have one, that's a positve thing. Two positives, one negative, positives win.

Good, I'm thinking positively.

I'm in my recliner as I'm writing this and I look out,and can barely see out of my dirty, sandy, little french door window panes , a negative thing (-), and I see puddles of water, from last nights rain storm, on my dirty sandy deck. The water is puddled because the lame ass builder didn't build the deck properly, that's a negative thing (-). Two negatives in squence. Hmmm, according to Algebra 1, two negatives added together equal a positive. Let's see if I can make a positive thought here. (-)Dirty sandy windows + (-)equally dirty sandy water puddly deck equals (=) (-) a dirty sandy puddly mess that someone is going to have to clean up. That doesn't seem very positive.

Uh-oh, I'm slipping to negative thinking again.

Of course, I didn't do very well in Algebra, but this two negatives equal a positive thing doesn't seem very logical

Let me look at this problem of two negatives equal a positive in a different light. Let's say I'm happily walking down the street on beautiful spring day and a little hundred pound banger comes up to and flashes his piece and steals my wallet. That's a negative (-). He then takes my c.c.'s and runs up some serious charges on them. That's a negative (-). He didn't shoot me or stab me. That's a positive (+). He ruined my credit (-). I don't have theft protection on the c.c.'s.
That's a negative (-). Four negatives (-) + one positive (+) equals (=) three negative (-) in my book. So where 's the positive? Because of the slimy little banger, I'm screwed financially and I'm alive to live like a bum. How's that add up to a positive?

I always knew algebra sucks.

I'm going to sit back and relax (+), turn on my wall mounted 47" Sony HD LCD (+), kick back (+), watch the tube (+), drink some Napa Valley Cab. (+) and not think at all (+).

All positive stuff.

DUM, DEE, DUM, DEE, DUM
































I always knew Algebra sucked.