TIME OUT; TIME OUT; UP YOURS BRUINS!!!!

54 SECONDS LEFT TO IN REGULATION TIME:

SCORE USC 21 POOR LITTLE BRUINS 7.

"TIME OUT" SHOUTS GUTTSY LITTLE UCLA COACH NEUHEISAL(?), "TIME OUT", WE WANT THE BALL BACK".

"OK", WE'LL GIVE YOU THE BALL", USC COACH CARROLL SAYS.

NEXT PLAY: BAM. SLAM , 50 YARD USC PASS : TOUCHDOWN: SCORE USC 28- FUCLA 7.

"YOU WANT THE BALL, HERE'S THE BALL D-BAGS." "STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE".

"HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR", CRY THE GUTTSY LIL' BRUINS. "YOU ARE NOT PLAYING FAIR", CRY THE UPPITY LITTLE CRY BABIES. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE A KNEE!!!" "PILING IT ON", "RUNNING UP THE SCORE", " IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT FAIR".

WAAAH, WAAAH, WAAAAH. "LET'S FIGHT, WE'RE SO MAAAAD"; WAAAH, WAAAHH, CRY THE LITTLE TEDDIES FROM WESTWOOD.

USC plays in the ghetto. Sportsmanship, shortsmanship, you wanna play with us, we are gonna mess wit you, fool. USC'S coach is in the PROJECTS in South Central at mid night in a 1985 Corrolla with the Bangers, talking it up with the BROS.

I see BABY BEAR COACH in a Westwood donut shop ordering CROISSANTS and talking all YUPPIE crap to the Westside "intellectuals" with their double parked PRIUSES; acting all cool and preppie and snobby, and P.C., and looking down their book smart, fat assed noses at the rest of us peons.

"We won't forget this," blabber the POWDER BABY BLUES.

TROJANS DON'T GET EVEN, we just keep beating the crap out of you year in and year out. This season is a bit of a disappointment. How many teams would love to be 8-3 right now? Notre Dame? Fat ass Weisal(?) is about to be canned, along with his $40 MILLION. HOW MANY MORE YEARS ARE THEY GOING TO GIVE NEUHEISAL(?), one, two? How many more excuses are we going to hear? Poor UCLA: "no recruits, no depth, no talent, last coach screwed us (personally, I thought Coach Dorrel was a good coach and decent human being)".

EXCUSES, EXCUSES. MAN-UP GUTSY BRUINS. YOU STINK AND ALWAYS WILL. OCCASIONALLY YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY AND FLUKE OUT A WIN AGAINST US TROJANS, BUT:

LOS ANGELES ALWAYS WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE:

TROJAN TOWN!!!!!

DON'T EVER FORGET IT!!!!!!!!